Thanksgiving "Poem"

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Today is Thanksgiving, so I have thanks to share.

To start I want to thank all who are here.

I'll thank William touching me
and raping me :)

I'll thank Nekon for punching the garbage away
and for saving SkyNet city another day.

I'll thank Slender in his forest, all through the night
because even when angry his bark's worse than his bite.

I'll thank Dan for being such a dank meme noob
and also for being such a boob.

I'll thank Alexis for god mode, cloak, and slay
and for raping Waidoz every day.

I'll thank Lomad for dying, it took long enough.
(especially since certain members acted so tough)

I'll thank Cameron for pranks,
even if they failed to work.
I'll thank Cowskie
for getting banned, and teaching me to twerk.

I'll thank blob for fights, as silly as they seemed.
and for being a buddy, as unbelievable as a dream.

I'm thankful for 682,
as mingy as it can be.
and 049,
who is never let free.
and Jebus and Tickle Monster
minge lore supremes.
Janitors and Security,
the biggest rule breakers to see.

Director gets thanks, for his sense of humor in all the situations we met.
Tabby for obviously being a cat.

Yes even Cat Phuckers, just for the dabs.
and Kaleb for the fun we had in the foundation labs.

I will thank SirSpy for headcanons and laughs
and of course, I thank the reader for reading this paragraph.

Overall Skynet is full of cringe,
but it's also why GMod is the game I choose to binge.

(User was banned for this post "SkyNet my ass, it's Skynet")
 
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Before anyone complains,
1) I didn't try hard to make it look good, so I know it's shitty you dumbass prick.
2) I didn't care to spell check, so I am SURE I mispelled or used bad grammar
3) I know I left a lot of people out, I can't fit EVERYONE into this shit. Not being included does NOT mean I dislike you or anything, I just don't have space for everyone.
4) Yes this is cringe worthy.
5) Yes SirSpy isn't actually French.
6) Nekon and William will probably hate this. I am certain.
7) In fact, nobody will probably like this tbh.
8) I don't.
9) So is your mom.
10) Dab on the haters, peace.
 

William

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Alexis is now demoted because of this.