Step by Step Guide
Now, you probably won't even realize that you're breathing most of the time. But I will be telling you guys how to breathe. If you are a fish, sorry, this guide won't help you.
First, you will want to have a pair of lungs. If you were born without lungs, sorry, this guide won't help you. Then you will want to suck a bunch of air through your mouth. It is difficult to explain via text, so you just sort of have to practice.
Next, you will want to obtain a brick from the local dump. You need a friend to throw the brick at you as hard as they can and knock all the air out of you. Congratulations, you just breathed. You need to do this once every 2-3 minutes to keep you alive.
Or you can just breathe like a normal person.
I copied this shit from a steam post. I just love stealing
Now, you probably won't even realize that you're breathing most of the time. But I will be telling you guys how to breathe. If you are a fish, sorry, this guide won't help you.
First, you will want to have a pair of lungs. If you were born without lungs, sorry, this guide won't help you. Then you will want to suck a bunch of air through your mouth. It is difficult to explain via text, so you just sort of have to practice.
Next, you will want to obtain a brick from the local dump. You need a friend to throw the brick at you as hard as they can and knock all the air out of you. Congratulations, you just breathed. You need to do this once every 2-3 minutes to keep you alive.
Or you can just breathe like a normal person.
I copied this shit from a steam post. I just love stealing
