Staff Headcanons

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Okay before we begin let me define a headcanon for those who have no clue what that means.

Headcanon. An idea, event, image, or other thing that isn't entirely deemed canon by the creator(s), but can arguably be canon by theory. Examples can include a character who dies before he falls in love secretly being gay, a book character being a certain skin color (assuming a movie hasn't been made to guarantee one), or a specific look for an environment or individual whom a book may not go into depth on. Basically a headcanon is what YOU think is true, but you can't PROVE.

now for an actual internet definition instead of mine.


headcanon. Noun. (uncountable) (fandom slang) Elements and interpretations of a fictional universe accepted by an individual fan, but not found within or supported by the official canon.


If those definitions don't make sense, imagine a conspiracy theory for a show/movie/book/etc that doesn't ACTUALLY change what happened, but may change your EMOTIONS on it, and could theoretically change WHY it happened on an INTERNAL level.


Here are MY personal staff headcanons, feel free to add your own below!

William- does a lot of fucking sports, makes marijuana jokes in school ironically and often.

Nekon- dabs often, is a part-time-superhero for fun

TKKChopper- sexually identifies as an attack helicopter

SlenderMan- Secretly a woman, likes pine trees

Alexis- Uses Tumblr for her porn, has a very active Make-Up account on Instagram/Snap-Chat/etc

Timmy Turner- Active Cross-dresser, has a computer with a hard drive completely full of hardcore hentai from 78 different fetishes.

Director- Secretly in the closet, secret IFunny shitposter, creates the ideas for most of the memes that the danke-meme-council sends out.

Blob- Secretly not made of jello, actually made out of a collection of Red-Solo-Cups

Kaleb- Secretly a Russian spy, from China, who was born on the MOOOOON.

rtm516- secretly an active member of Club Penguin before the game went down.

SirSpy- Not actually french, but instead Italian.



Now before you folks start saying "this isn't true" or "what the hell?", these are merely joke examples of a "HeadCanon" and are made purely for laughs, IF someone is offended by their headcanon they can PM me and I will immediately pull down this thread, it is only made for everyone to laugh a bit. and before you ask "why didn't you put up a headcanon for yourself Jon?", If I put up a HeadCanon it'd become Canon, so make one FOR me.

But again, this is mainly a gag thread and not to be taken seriously, to my knowledge none of this information is TRUE, but if it is that is for the individual staff member(s) to share, not me.